My formal education

Never bothered

With my ABC's

Teacher student relation

Taught me all about

The birds and bees



School boy fantasy

Lose control

Of all my faculties



You know that one thing

That got through to me

Was her body chemistry



Subject to body language

Ain't so bad to read

Between the lines

I scored above average

Oral examination

Is where I shine



School boy fantasy

Lose control

Of all my faculties

Student body graduated

At the highest degree



You know that one thing

That got through to me

Was her body chemistry

Purely scientifically

Studied her anatomy



Teacher's pet, Teacher's pet

God only knows what you 

Do to me