Uh!

Hey! 



I'm all feet up, watchin' TV

Someplace to feast my eyes, oh

Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah

This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey! 



(Ooh) Tell me, who ya gonna call when you need that affection?

(Ooh) Ya got to have it quick (Got to have it quick)

(Ooh) Well just a-hang your love line in her direction. Whoa 



All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh! 

Yeah! All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh 

Whoa! Oh! 



Three dollars, first minute (gosh, man!) After that, cost ya four

And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmmm

If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah! 



(Ooh) Now who ya gonna call when you need that special

(Special) Little somethin'? Mmm

(Ooh) You can say what you like. It's all confidential. Whoa! 



All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Huh!

All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Whoa! 



(Guitar Solo) 



Hey! 



All you bad, bad boys

Make a mind blow!

All you bad, bad boys

Dial 1-900-SPANKED! 



All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh! Hey!

All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh!

All you bad, bad boys. Yeah, it's a spank line

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 

All you bad (woo!) bad boys. Just, call her up. Ha! Call her up

1-900-SPANKED! (All you bad, bad boys)

1-900-SPANKED! You bad bad bad boys. Just call her up

(All you bad, bad boys)

It's a spank line. Yeah! oh! Ow

1-900-SPANKED

All you bad bad bad...