Zoned out afternoon 

Let's catch "who's on top of whom" 

Tell it like it is 

'Cause it isn't anyway 



Much to my surprise 

I caught it right between the thighs 

My sweet little sister 

Was layin' me away 



My jaw dropped dead to the table 

She put my cool in shock 

Crack kills and blood spills baby 

But psychos, dykes and transvestites 

Are on the choppin' block 



Oh no - I saw my baby 

On the creepshow 

Out on - spillin' my guts on the news 

Oh no - I caught my woman 

On the creepshow 

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't 

Belive that I dug you 



She filled my boots with lead 

Was it something that I said 

A picture paints a thousand ugly words 



Baby's acting tough 

Check out my fisticuffs 

That's just what she deserves 



I can't flip from the station 

Can't unplug what's done 

Her six-foot-deep temptation 

She nicked my shin, and then 

Kicked me in, 

And then she buried me for fun 



Oh no - I saw my baby 

On the creepshow 

Out on - spillin' my guts on the news 

Oh no - I caught my woman 

On the creepshow 

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't 

Belive that I dug you 



My jaw dropped dead to the table 

She put my cool in shock 

Crack kills and blood spills baby 

But psychos, dykes and transvestites