Too big, too small,



Size does matter after all.



Zu gro?, zu klein,



Er k?nnte etwas gr??er sein.






Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,



Alleine in das Au?land fahren,



Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen



Ich will nur Spa?, mich nicht verlieben





Just a little bit...



Just a little bitch!





You've got a pussy,

I have a dick,



So what's the problem?



Let's do it quick.



So take me now before it's too late



Life's too short, so I can't wait.



Take me now, oh don't you see,



I can't get laid in Germany.





Too short, too tall,



Doesn't matter, one size fits all.



Zu gro?, zu Klein,



Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.





Sch?nes Fr?ulein, Lust auf mehr?



Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!



Schnapps I'm Kopf, du holde Braut,



Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!





Just a little bit...



Be my little bitch!





You've got a pussy,



I have a dick,



So what's the problem?



Let's do it quick!



So take me now before it's too late



Life's too short, so I can't wait.



Take me now, oh don't you see,



I can't get laid in Germany.





Germany!





Germany!





You've got a pussy,



I have a dick,



So what's the problem?



Let's do it quick!





You've got a pussy,



I have a dick,



So what's the problem?



Let's do it quick!





You've got a pussy,



I have a dick,



So what's the problem?



Let's do it quick!



So take me now before it's too late



Life's too short, so I can't wait.



Take me now, oh don't you see,



I can't get laid in Germany