My heart is paralyzed

My head was oversized

I’ll take the high road like I should



You said it’s meant to be

That it’s not you, it’s me

You’re leaving now for my own good



That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say

She went down in an airplane

Fried getting suntan

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me, help me

I’m no good at goodbyes



She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything I ever bought her

Help me, help me

I’m all out of lies

And ways to say you died



My pride still feels the sting

You were my everything

Someday I’ll find a love like yours (a love like yours)



She’ll think I’m Superman

Not super minivan

How could you leave on Yom Kippur?



That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me, help me

I’m no good at goodbyes



She dried up in the desert

Drown in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me, help me

I’m all out of lies

And ways to say you died



I wanna live a thousand lives with you

I wanna be the one you’re dying to love

But you don’t want to



That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say

That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say



She went down in an airplane

Fried getting suntan

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me, help me

I’m no good at goodbyes



She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything I ever bought her

Help me, help me

I’m all out of lies



She was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me, help me

I’m no good at goodbyes



She dried up in the desert

Drown in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me, help me

I’m all out of lies

And ways to say you died