Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today

To get through this thing called life

Electric word life it means forever and that's a mighty long time

But I'm here to tell you there's something else

The afterworld, a world of never ending happiness

You can always see the sun, day or night



So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills

You know the one Dr. Everything'll Be Alright

Instead of asking him how much of your time is left?

Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld

This life you're on your own



And if the elevator tries to bring you down

Go crazy punch a higher floor



If you don't like the world you're living in

Take a look around you at least you got friends

Call my 'ol lady up, for a friendly word

She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor

Ahh, ahh is all I heard



Are we gonna let the elevator

Bring us down, oh, no let's go

Let's go crazy, let's get nuts

Look for the purple banana

'Til they put us in the truck, let's go



All excited but we don't know why

Maybe it's 'cause we're all gonna die

And when we do, what's it all for

Better live now before the grim reaper

Come knocking on your door



Are we gonna let the elevator

Bring us down, oh, no let's go

Let's go crazy, let's get nuts

Look for the purple banana

'Til they put us in the truck, let's wait it your turn.



Come on baby let's get nuts

Yeah, crazy



Let's go crazy



Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down

Oh, no let's go, go crazy

I said let's go, go crazy

Let's go, let's go, go, let's go



Dr. Everything'll Be Alright

Make everything go wrong

Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill

Hang tough children



He's comin'

He's comin'

Comin'



Take me away