Come see a living, breathing spectacle

Only seen right here

It's your last chance in this lifetime

The line forms at the rear

You won't believe your eyes

Your eyes will not believe youre ears

Get your money out, get ready

Step right up, yeah you, come here



You ain't seen nothing like him

He's the last one of the breed

You better hold on to your honey

Honeys, don't forget to breathe

Enter at your own risk, mister

It might change the way you think

There's no dancers, there's no diamonds

No, this boy don't lip sync



Chorus:

Here's the last man standing

Step right up, here's the real thing

The last chance of a lifetime

Come and see, hear, feel ... the real thing



See those real live calloused fingers

Wrapped around those guitar strings

Kiss the lips where hurt has lingered

It breaks your heart to hear them sing

Their songs were more than music

They were pictures from the soul

Se keep your pseudo-punk, hip-hop, pop-rock junk

And your digital downloads



Chorus



Take your seats, now folks - it's showtime

Hey, Patrick, hit the lights

There's something in the air

There's magic in the night

Now here's the band, they really play

I'll count the first one in

I don't know where it's going

We all know where it's been



Chorus



The last man standing

Step right up, he's the real thing

The last chance of a lifetime

Come see, hear, feel... the real thing