He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb 

She has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds 

He's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal 

He goes out everyday she goes every way oh yeah 

And they don't even care at all 



She's open waiting for more 

And I know he's only looking to score 

And it is way to unhealthy 

Often they've typically 

Been starved for attention before 



She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell 

He took the seat off his own bike because the way it felt 

He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow 

They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah 

And they don't even care at all 



She's open waiting for more 

And I know he's only looking to score 

And it is way too unhealthy 

Often they've typically 

Been starved for attention before 



She's open waiting for more 

And I know he's only looking to score 

And it is way too unhealthy 

Often they've typically 

Been starved for attention before 



Take off your pants 



We really love each other we're the best of friends 

Fuck Mark, Travis you guys mean a lot to me man 

You know what I mean 

He needs some ointment hey I think every single pharmaceutical drug should be in ointment form 

And it can only go on your balls, you know 

Like if you have a cold you have to rub ointment on your balls