Now then Mardy Bum

 I see your frown

 And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun

 And it goes off

 And out come all these words

 Oh there's a very pleasant side to you

 A side I much prefer

 It's one that laughs and jokes around

 Remember cuddles in the kitchen

 Yeah, to get things off the ground

 And it was up, up and away

 Oh, but it's right hard to remember

 That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

 And you've got the face on

 Well now then Mardy Bum

 Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I

 I thought as much

 Cause you turned over there

 Pulling that silent disappointment face

 The one that I can't bear

 Can't we laugh and joke around

 Remember cuddles in the kitchen

 Yeah, to get things off the ground

 And it was up, up and away

 Oh, but it's right hard to remember

 That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

 And you've got the face on

 Yeah I'm sorry I was late

 Well I missed the train

 And then the traffic was a state

 And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate

 That reoccurs ,oh when you say I don't care

 Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

 So laugh and joke around

 Remember cuddles in the kitchen

 Yeah, to get things off the ground

 And it was up, up and away

 Still it's right hard to remember

 That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

 And you've got the face on