Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks

 Or knackered Converse

 Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks

 But all of that's what the point is not

 The point's that there ain't no romance around there

 And there's the truth that they can't see

 They'd probably like to throw a punch at me

 And if you could only see them, then you would agree

 Agree that there ain't no romance around there

 You know, oh it's a funny thing you know

 We'll tell 'em if you like

 We'll tell 'em all tonight

 They'll never listen

 Cause their minds are made up

 And course it's all okay to carry on that way

 And over there there's broken bones

 There's only music, so that there's new ringtones

 And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes

 To see itaapos s a little different around here

 Don't get me wrong, oh there's boys in bands

 And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands

 And just cause he's had a coupla cans

 He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead

 Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know

 We'll tell em if you like

 We'll tell em all tonight

 They'll never listen

 Cause their minds are made up

 And course it's all okay to carry on that way

 I said no

 Oh no!

 Oh you won't get me to go!

 Anywhere, said anywhere

 I won't go

 Oh no no!

 Well over there there's friends of mine

 What can I say, I've known 'em for a long long time

 And yeah they might overstep the line

 But I just cannot get angry in the same way

 Not in the same way

 Not in the same way

 Oh no, oh no no