Got me the strangest woman

Believe it, this chick's no cinch

But I really get her goin'

When I whip out my Big Ten Inch



Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues



Last night I tried to tease her

I gave my love a little pinch

But she said now stop that jivin'

And whip out your big ten-inch



Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues



I'll cover her with kisses

And when we're in a lover's clinch

She gets all excited

When she begs for my big ten-inch



Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues



My gal don't go smokin'

And liquor just makes her flinch

Seems she don't go for nothin'

'cept for my big ten-inch



Record of the band that plays the blues

Band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues