I had a dream last night

 I was piloting a plane

 And all the passengers were drunk and insane

 I crash landed in a Louisiana swamp

 Shot up a horde of zombies

 But I come out on top

 What's it all about?

 Guess it just reflects my mood

 Sitting in the dirt

 Feeling kind of hurt

 

All I hear is doom and gloom

 All is darkness in my room

 And through the light your face I see

 Baby take a chance

 Baby won't you dance with me

 

Lost all the treasure in an overseas war

 It just goes to show you don't get what you pay for

 Battle to the rich and you worry about the poor

 Put my feet up on the couch

 And lock all the doors

 Whats that funky noise?

 It's the tightening of the screws

 Sitting in the dirt

 Feeling kind of hurt

 

All I hear is doom and gloom

 But when those drums go boom boom boom

 And through the night your face I see

 Baby take a chance

 Baby won't you dance with me

 Yeah

 Baby won't you dance with me

 Ah yeah

 

Fracking deep for oil

 But there's nothing in the sump

 There's kids all picking

 At the garbage dump

 I'm running out of water

 So I'd better prime the pump

 I'm trying to stay sober

 But I end up drunk

 

We'll be eating dirt

 Living on the side of the road

 There's some food for thought

 Kind of make your head explode

 Feeling kind of hurt

 Yeah

 

But all I hear is doom and gloom

 And all is darkness in my room

 And through the night your face I see

 Baby take a chance

 Baby Won't you dance with me

 Yeah Sitting in the dirt

 Yeah

 Baby won't you dance with me

 I'm feeling kind of hurt

 Baby won't you dance with me

 Yeah

 Come on

 Baby won't you dance with me

 I'm sitting in the dirt

 Baby won't you dance with me