If you're havin' trouble with your high school head/huh, huh, huh, huh

He's givin' you the blues/huh, huh, huh

You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed/huh, huh, huh, huh

Here's what you gotta do/huh, huh, huh

Pick up the phone, I'm always home/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh

Call me anytime/huh, huh, huh

Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six, hey

I lead a life of crime



Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap



You got problems in your life of love/huh, huh, huh, huh

You got a broken heart/huh, huh, huh

He's double-dealin' with your best friend/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh

That's when the teardrops start FELLA, well-uh/huh, huh, huh

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh

Or make a social call/huh, huh, huh, huh

Come right in, forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball, eh



Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Whoa yeah



You got a lady and you want her gone/huh, huh, huh, huh

But you ain't got the guts/huh, huh, huh

She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day/huh, huh, huh, huh

Enough to drive you nuts/huh, huh, huh, huh

Pick up the phone, leave her alone/huh, huh, huh, huh

It's time you made a stand/huh, huh, huh, huh

For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your back door man, hey



Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes

Cyanide

T.N.T

Done dirt cheap

Ooo, neckties

Contracts

High voltage

Done dirt cheap, eah



Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap



Yaaagh