The following is a true story, only the names have

been changed to protect the guilty -

Well I left my job in my home town

And I headed for the smoke

Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand

Gonna get to the top

Nothings gonna stop us - no nothing

So if you got the money

We got the sound

You put it up and we'll put it down

If you got the dollar

We got the song

Just wanna boogie woogie all night long,

Yeh boogie

I've got holes in my shoes

I've got holes in my teeth

I've got holes in my socks

I can't get no sleep

I'm trying to make a million -

And I've got patches on the patches

On my old blue jeans

Well they used to be blue

When they used to be new

When they used to be clean -

And I've got a Mama whose a hummer

Whose keeping me alive

While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys 

She's working 9 to 5 (knows her place that woman)

Just you wait -

One of these days see me driving round town

In my rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down

And my bottle of booze (no summer time blues)

Shouting out 'look at me'

In my rock 'n' roll voice

No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

repeat

repeat

Hello Howard, how ya doin'

my next door neighbour

Oh Yea

Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport