Flashin  lots  of  cash  and  spendin  lots-o-loot

Hes  sitting  at  the  bar  -  then  hes  sittin  at  the  booth

Across  the  dance  floor  he  does  scoot

Hes  the  skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

The  caboose  that  could  he  goes  toot  toot

Been  known  to  gag  and  sometimes  puke

A  very  good  friend  of  granny  goose

Hes  the  skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

Skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

Hes  half  man  and  half  cartoon

But  good  buddy  dont  be  confused

Hes  full  blooded  looney  tune

Hes  the  skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

Face  to  face  with  the  man  in  the  moon

His  family  doctor  is  doctor  seuss

If  you  catch  him  in  your  soup  please  dont  shoot

Hes  the  skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

Skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

He  was  new  in  town

A  free  wheelin  clown

A  funny  young  duke

Hangin  under  the  roof

Of  a  place  in  time

United  sound

Hell  play  a  little  guitar  sing  a  few  blues

Hes  the  kind-a-guy  that  you  cant  refuse

Despite  the  fact  that  hes  no  brute

Hes  the  skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit

Strike  the  magic  groove  make  him  jerk  and  move

Like  an  eight  legged  freak  in  snake  skin  boots

Coming  soon  to  a  theatre  near  you

Hes  the  skinny  sweaty  man  in  the  green  suit