the freakiest show i know

is the show of my own

living my life in and out

of the twilight zone



bust my britches

bless my soul

i'm a freak of nature

walking totem pole

look and see i think you'll agree

nobody weird like me



intercourse with a porpoise

is a dream for me

hell bent on inventing 

a new species



bust my britches

bless my soul

i'm a freak of nature

walking totem pole

look and see i think you'll agree

nobody weird like me



riding down the path

on the back of a giraffe

me and the giraffe laughed

cause i passed some gas



bust my britches

bless my soul

i'm a freak of nature

walking totem pole

look and see i think you'll agree

nobody weird like me



enchanted as a rabbit

that my life is a dream

well everything is never

just as it seems



the freakiest show i know

is the show of my own

living my life in and out

of the twilight zone