IMPORTANT STUFF:
*Track 1* Clean Electric (No effects, Treble Pickup)
*Track 2* Guitar (w/Reverb/Delay (maybe)/Fuzz/Slide)
*Track 3* "                                                                   "
*Track 4* Guitar (w/Fuzz/Reverb/Rhythm Pickup/Roll 
Volume Down for a delay in the length of time the 
sound lasts)

ALL GUITARS BEING USED IN THIS SONG WERE 
FENDER STRATOCASTERS

I'm not totally positive if the bass is in dropped D, I 
might've gotten the ocvtave a little low but you get the 
idea.

Some of the instruments parts were left out (i.e. First 
slide solo) But seriously folks, you get it. And if you do 
have a problem with it, for gods sake this song repeats 
the first two parts twice, they will most likely be shown 
sometime in this jungle of a tab.

Special Thanks to:
Dave Ward, Xavier Plantefeve, and Syl Voice for 
giving the chords. Also to Mayshake for sending in the 
first tab to help me some.  What generous bastards.

And finally, for those of you who love this song as much 
as me, I am your god for tabbing it from now on okay? 
Because I've gone completely insane now that I've 
done that. I hope you're happy. 




jk

This song was going to be called The Amazing 
Pudding. Imagine that. Also the title came from a 
newspaper heading. Imagine stuff. Imagine.......... 
nvmd.

If you absolutely hate this tab and want a refund on 
your dignity contact the Crack Spiders bitch. He'll give 
it back to you. Or if you want to kill me I live at 4598 
Unreal Blvd. Please contact the Crack Spiders bitch for 
more info.

Song Parts:
a. Father's Shout (0:00 - 2:51)
(Intro Renditioned by me)
b. Breast Milky (2:52 - 5:22)
c. Mother Fore (5:23 - 10:18)
d. Funky Dung (10:19 - 15:26)
e. Mind Your Throats Please (15:27 - 18:01) 
(Renditioned by me)
f. Remergence (18:02 - 23:43) 
(Beginning, Renditioned by me)

EVERYTHING WAS TABBED AND PUT TOGETHER 
BY ME! I had help by the people listed earlier but the 
stuff you can't find on Ultimate-Guitar or any other 
website is probably what I tabbed myself which is about 
90% of this tab. I could've done what Mayshake did 
and been lazy and not tabbed every part (except i 
didn't tab the intro part, only cause the timing would be 
terrible on it), but I didn't.

Damn I'm a loser.

UPDATES HAVE BEEN:

+ Added notes to beginning motorcycle interlude.
+ Added Intro part, which is just my rendition. This 
   update was mainly if people wanted tp use it for a 
   MIDI.
+ I stopped soiling myself in public! :D