Do you have the time, To listen to me whine,

About nothing and everything all at once?

I am one of those,

Melodramatic fools,

Neurotic to the bone,

No doubt about it.



Sometimes I give myself the creeps,

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up!

Am I just paranoid?

I,m just stoned.



I went to a shrink,

To analyze my dreams,

She says it's lack of sex thats bringing me down.

I went to a whore,

He said my life's a bore,

and quit my whining cause its bringing her down.



Sometimes I give myself the creeps,

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up!

Am I just paranoid?

I'm just stoned.



Grasping to control...

So I better hold on...



Sometimes I give myself the creeps,

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,

It all keeps adding up,

I think I'm cracking up!

Am I just paranoid?

I'm just stoned.