dear sir or madam, will you read my book?

it took me years to write, will you take a look?

based on a novel by a man named lear

and i need a job, so i want to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.



it's the dirty story of a dirty man

and his clinging wife doesn't understand.

his son is working for the daily mail,

it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.



paperback writer



it's a thousand pages, give or take a few,

i'll be writing more in a week or two.

i can make it longer if you like the style,

i can change it round and i want to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.



if you really like it you can have the rights,

it could make a million for you overnight.

if you must return it, you can send it here

but i need a break and i want to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.





平裝版作家





親愛的先生或是夫人，您可以讀一讀我的作品嗎？

寫這本書可花了我好幾年，可不可以請你看一眼？

那是根據一個名叫李爾的男人的故事寫成的小說

我需要一份工作，所以我想成為平裝版作家

平裝版作家



那是一個齷齪男子的污穢故事

他那固執難纏的老婆卻不了解真相

他的兒子在每日郵報上班

那是一份穩定的工作，但他想成為平裝版作家



平裝版作家



書全部有一千頁，請看看其中幾頁

我可以在一、兩星期內寫更多出來

如果您喜歡這樣的風格，我可以把故事延長

我可以把整本書改頭換面，我想成為平裝版作家

平裝版作家



如果您真的喜歡，版權歸您

那可以讓您一夜之間進帳百萬

如果您非得退稿，請寄到這裡

但我需要機會，我想成為平裝版作家

平裝版作家



平裝版作家

平裝版作家

平裝版作家