As per with my other psychobuddy GP tabs, this'll 
inform you of what the article said and inside that are 
the instructions/explanations.

"Gaping Stomach Pit, Glistening body cavity.  Oops, 
wrong column. But since we are on this here subject, 
let be us talkin' 'bout smells.  Some fellars think of 
music notes as colors.  I think of them to be liken to 
smells.  An F# to me is like a fresh Thuringer, G is like 
the smell of a spicy Slim Jim, and so forth.  So this 
month here are some wedge-type licks that smell.

The first binge (bars 1 and 2) comes from my 
recollection of the smell that comes to you when you 
ride the Pirates Disneyland attraction of the 
Caribbea--there's just something about that smell.  The 
intervals are major and miner sevenths, and it goes 
down in tritones.  I'll call this part Dangling Buddy.

The next limb with augmented chords (bars 3, 4, and 
5) is called Severed Scraps.  I'm like binging with my 
pinky while I pcik the chord, going down in chromatic 
tones.

The last lick (bars 6 and 7) is like brabbing for 
something that ain't there.  I use my pick and right 
hand middle finger to make the sound of chickens 
binging on my feet.  It's like when you're trying to 
(cutoff) Slim Jim, and the chickens are trying to take it 
from you.  The last chord, E6/9, is the one that makes 
me go to sleep."