Your honor please

Gotta believe what I say

What I will tell

Happened just the other day

I must confess

Cause I’ve had about enough

I need your help

Got to make this here thing stop

Baby I swear I tell the truth

About all the things you used to do

And if you thought you had me fooled

I’m telling you now objection overruled

Here we go, oh baby

One for the money and the free rides

It’s two for the lie that you denied

All rise, all rise

Three for the calls you’ve been making

It's four for the times you’ve been faking

All rise (I’m gonna tell it to your face)

All rise (I rest my case)



You’re on the stand

With your back against the wall

Nowhere to run

And nobody you can call, oh no

I just can’t wait

Now the case is open wide

You’ll try to pray

But the jury will decide

Baby I swear I tell the truth

About all the things you used to do

And if you thought you had me fooled

I’m telling you objection overruled, oh baby

One for the money and the free rides

It’s two for the lie that you denied

All rise, all rise

Three for the calls you’ve been making

It’s four for the times you’ve been faking

All rise (I’m gonna tell it to your face)

All rise (I rest my case)



So step back cause you don’t know this cat

I know deep down that you don’t want me to react

I lay low leaving all my options open

The decision of the jury has not been spoken

Step in my house you find that your stuff has gone

But in reality to whom does the stuff belong

I bring you into court to preach my order

And you know that you overstep the border



One for the money and the free rides

It’s two for the lie that you denied

All rise, all rise

Three for the calls you’ve been making

It’s four for the times you’ve been faking

All rise, all rise

One for the money and the free rides (what you say)

It’s two for the lie that you denied (can’t you pay)

All rise (what you’ve done)

All rise

Three for the calls you’ve been making (what you say)

It’s four for the times you’ve been faking (can’t you pay)

All rise (what you’ve done)

All rise (where you’ve gone)

One for the money and the free rides

It’s two for the lie that you denied

All rise, all rise

Three for the calls you’ve been making

It’s four for the times you’ve been faking (I said all rise)

All rise (I’m gonna tell it to your face)

All rise (I rest my case)