My charcoal's getting red hot,

put your order in my hand.

Won't you let me show you what I got

sizzlin in the pan.



Any way you want it baby,

I am your burger man.



If you need good hot grillin',

try my burger stand.

If you need a slice of thrillin',

I'm the baddest in the land.



Any way you want it baby,

I am your burger man.



[Spoken:]

Did you want double meat? 

How 'bout some fries on the side?



Once you try my burger baby,

you'll grow a new thyroid gland.

I said just eat my burger, baby,

make you smart as Charlie Chan.



You see the hot sauce can't be beat.

Sit back and open wide.