The Darkness - Bald

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It would appear that male pattern

baldness has set in

his hair, at an alarming pace

running away from his face

he's losing his virility

and now his masculinity

has been compromised

and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

it's not for me you understand



Bald, slap headed and hairless

bald he is destined to be

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.



From what I have been reading

his scalp needs kneading

to stimulate each follicle

and reverse this diabolical

condition that's afflicted he

for years and has cruelly

repulsed each potential mate

and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

it's not for me you understand



Bald, slap headed and hairless

bald he is destined to be

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!



Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

it's not for me you understand



Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh

not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

it's not for me you understand



Bald, slap headed and hairless

bald he is destined to be

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Thank God!



Bald, slap headed and hairless

bald he is destined to be

bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

How?





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