What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm not who I want to be

I tried spot cream and I tried it all

I'm crawling up the wall



What's my name

Name, name?



I tried to join a ping-pong club

Sign on the door said all full up

I got nicked for fighting in the road

The judge didn't even know



What's my name

Name, name?



Dad got pissed so I got clocked

Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot

Offered me a bribe through the letter box

Drives you fucking mad



What's my name

Name, name?



Now I'm round the back of your house at night

Peeping in the window, are you sleeping tight?

I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip

And you won't know who came



What's my name

Name, name?