Well, he feels like an elephant

Shakin’ his big grey trunk for the hell of it

He knows that you’re dreaming about being loved by him

Too bad your chances are slim



And it’s not like Mr. Shuck to get shy 

When they ask him who is on top

There must be something deep down in the dark down there

But he’s not too easily scared



He’s got friends but they got the fear

Wouldn’t care too much if he just disappeared

Oh look, hey, there he is now coming down the stairs



He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac

‘Cause he doesn’t like it looking like he looks back

He talks like his opinion is a simple fact



Somebody grabbed his collar

He cried the whole way home

Nobody remembered a thing when they saw him again

That’s how it is till the end