I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar.

I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car.

She said her name was debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs.

She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs.



I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes

'cause you're lookin' at me, like I'm a side of fries.

I wanna take your chubby ass, back to my place

Squirt my baby gravy, all over your face, yeahh.



Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl, she can't fit through the door

Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!



I wanna prove to you, that my feelings are for real,

So I'm gonna buy you, a million happy meals.

I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me

I wanna sink my summer sausage, into that double-chin yeahh!



Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

Fat girl, is ridin' my jock again

Fat girl, is snackin on my cock, again!

Ouch, don't bite!



*Guitar Solo*



My friends keep telling me, I must be going blind

You've got cottage cheese, all over your behind yeahh,

Even though some people point and laugh at us,

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a buusss!!



Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun

Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun!

Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

Woahohh, woahohh

Thar she blows!

You're my fat fat girl, oh

You know I really love you!

'cause you're my fat fat girl, oh



Haha, you're a cow!

Hey!

I love you!

I can't live without you!

Can't live without you!

Hey! *whistle*

*various animal noises*



It's like a jungle in my appartment dude!

All these hot bitches,

And that one fat girl ...