Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?

Tell me, milk cow, what on earth is wrong with you?

Now, you've left you a calf, hoo hoo

And your milk is turnin' blue



Your calf is hungry, I believe he needs a suck

Your calf is hungry, hoo hoo, I believe he needs a suck

But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo hoo

I believe he's outta luck



Now I feel like milkin' and my cow won't come

I feel like churnin' it and my, milk won't turn

I'm cryin' please, please don't do me wrong

If you see my milk, oh baby now please drive home



My milk cow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around

My milk cow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around

Well, now she been troublin' some other man bull cow

Hoo hoo, in this strange man town