标题:This Is Not A Song Its A Sandwhich
艺人:Psychostick
节拍:
♩ = 100
注释:It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaverIt's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you waitIt couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchyIt couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-KateIt can't be Dirty Dancing because it doesn't make you vomitIt couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your faceIt couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesomeIt couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a spaceBARIt couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marryIt can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enoughIt couldn't be boob 'cause it isn't very squishyIt couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuffIt couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a duckyIt couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a jointIt couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter bunnyIt couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a pointGiant pick scrapePalm-mutingPalm-muting