I'm as fake as e wedding cake 

And I'm Vague and I know that I'm homopolitan 

Pitifully predictable 

Correctly political 



I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 

I've got nothing inside 

Better in the head and in bed 

At the office 

I can suck and I smile 

New, new, new model 



I can choke and diet on coke 

I'm Spun and I know 

That I'm Stoned and Rolling 



Lifelike and poseable 

Hopeless and disposable 



I'm the new, I'm the new, new model 

I've got nothing inside 

Better in the head and in bed 

At the office 

I can suck and I smile 

New, new, new model 



Don't let them know how far you go 

Or that you use you "lovers" 

Oh look, you're like a VCR 

Stick something in to know 

Just who you are you 



New, new, new model