when daddy sings

hes an auctioneer, auctioneer.

and mother clings to anniversaries.

and his sister, shes got a little bit of mister in her

and her brothers goin round, round, round his bed

and i said, and i say

I say, well believe what i say

i said, did i, did i, fool ya, fool ya

well didnt daddy fool ya?

he sang once and a goin twice

hes gone for 35 or 40

and he go, once and a goin twice

hes gone for 35... SOLD to the middle line.

they go once and a goin twice

and aint it nice?

and oh lord they made it up to 65

they go once and a goin twice

and aint it nice? aint it nice oh aint it nice?

... said aint it nice for the price? 

i said i got a nice life for the price is right

body rock, rody bock

and they boss, said a come on down, down, down

said come on down.

youre the next big winner

so come on down

oh oh oh

but i, but i, i said i

i give and give and i lay it all down now

well look what ive found 

i give and give

i said i give and give and i lay it all down

now look what ive found, ah look what ive found

blue skies, theyre smiling at me 

and thats my favorite melody.

but i cant read and i cant read and 

i cant read between the things unseen

and i dont mind and i dont mind and i dont mind

if i dont find because ive tried

im absolutely definite

absolutley positive

absolutely definetly positive.

im absolutely definite

absolutley positive

absolutely definetly positive

im absolutely definite

absolutley positive

absolutely definetly positive.

and im absolutely definite

absolutley positive

absolutely definetly positively represented.

so i, why why, ohma why the bother with it all?

did i, did i fool ya?

well didnt daddy fool ya?

he sang once and a goin twice, he gone

for 35 or 40

he go once and a goin twice he gone

for 45 or 50

he go once and goin twice 

hes gone to 55 

or maybe gonna make it at 65

he go once and a goin twice

and aint it, aint it nice?

oh aint it nice price wise.

cuz i got a nice life for the price.

oh lord, little boy, no more.