i got it made

it's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely

it's hard to get a date when you're homely

if i could i spit in my face

hey baby please can i get your number?

cause losers like me are so much funner

she told me, " can't we just be friends?"

she could have mentioned that before she let me in

i shave my head i take a bath

my clothes are cool but they still laugh

i don't get luck, i feel so lame

boy do i got it made yea....

i bet you probably wished you never met me

but i'd gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me

we might as well go and have some fun

because i know that you're gonna dump you

when you're done

i ask you once, i beg you twice

i don't get stone and i don't have lice

you say it ain't me "please understand..."

that you like hime and you don't like me i ask you out

it never fails you're too busy painting your mails

i feel so lame i am so ashamed

boy do i got it made  yea...

it's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely

it's hard to get a date me so homely

what i got it made