Hailie:Daddy, whatre you doing?

Eminem:Ha Ha!

Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up!

Eminem:Im goin to hell, whos comin with me?

Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle*

I think my dad gone crazy!

Theres no mountain I cant climb

Theres no tower too high,

No plane that I cant learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you

There aint nothin I cant take this chainsaw to

*Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*

Fuckin brains brawn, and brass balls

I cut em off, I got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,

Sunglasses with Elton Johns name, on my drag wall

Im out the closet, I been lyin my ass off

All this time, me and Dre been fuckin with hats off

Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall!

Eminem:

Tell laura and her husband to back off

Before I push this muthafuckin button and blast off

And launch one of these Russians, and thats all

*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*

Blow every fuckin thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off

When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off

*Knocking*

Hailie, tell em baby

Hailie:My dads lost it

Eminem:Theres really nothin else to say ha, I cant explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, wont you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:Theres nothin you could do or say, could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:Theres no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Its like my mother always told me

Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker

If you aint got nothin nice to say then dont say nothin

uh..

Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin dick

Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin cocks per second

Id rather put out a muthafuckin gospel record

Id rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin my flos, quit givin me my ammo

Cant you see why Im so mean? If yall leave me alone, this wouldnt be my M O 

I wouldnt have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe, man, I dont know no more

Am I the only fuckin one whos normal any more?

Hailie:Dad!

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

So what youre seein is a genius at work

Which to me isnt work, so its easy to misinterpret it at first,

Cuz when I speak, its tongue in cheek

Id yank my fuckin teeth before Id ever bite my tongue

Id slice my gums, get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ices son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n grind" comes on

More pain inside o my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the World Trade, standin on Ronnies grave,

Screamin at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And thats pretty much the Jist of it,

Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

Nine millimeter, heaters stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers

I dont blame you, I wouldnt let Hailie listen to me neither

Eminem:Crazy

Youre funny daddy!