I don't want to meet your dad

Don't want to hump your sister

Don't want to do it to your best friend either

I don't want you messin' around and givin' me a blister

And leave me illin for the penicillin



When you walk out I don't want to feel left out

'cause sooner or later its just over, over



I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants

I don't want to waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want the fairy tale and

I don't want the girl from hell

Don't want to be your biggest mistake

You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend



I don't want to learn to dance don't want to rent the limo

I know your thinking I'm a weirdo

I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know

Convince my friends I'm not a homo



When you walk out I don't want to feel left out

'cause sooner or later its just over, over



I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants

I don't want to waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want the fairy tale and

I don't want the girl from hell

Don't want to be your biggest mistake

You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend



Tell everyone I'm good in the sack

But all your friends were giving you crap

And you just couldn't put up with that

So no your never taking me back



I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants

I don't want to waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want the fairy tale and

I don't want the girl from hell

And I don't want to spend the time

And I don't need no valentine

My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend