The Aquabats 

 

  

 

   Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates

 

 

  Young jim, as a lad

  He looked for adventure

  Calamity, danger, whatever was free

  So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings

  And he left home to find his destiny

  Jim just a boy, who's

  Head full of legends

  Of dungeons and dragons

  And pirates and stuff

  So that summer he snuck on a schooner

  To harpoon tuna

  And get real buff

  The captain he said

  There's danger ahead

  We need some brave men

  To sail and then

  We'll find us those pirates

  Stop them with violence,

  To make the ocean safe

  Once again.'

  

  (chorus)

  Cleaning up the oceans

  Captain hampton and his crew

  Trouble in the seven seas

  He'll know what to do

  Captain, he hates rubbish

  To him pirates are just soot

  Scallywags and scurvy dogs

  Are crushed under his foot.

  Captain hampton, captain hampton

  Ahoy, ahoy

  Pillaging the pillagers

   

  

  Triumphantly he'll sail away

  

  Now, seven weeks into the trip

  And jim was sick to death

  Of being sick

  Some kind of action he wanted

  As he searched the seas

  For everyday was the same old... stuff

  The night he felt like jumping ship

  But then he heard a crash

  Hit the starboard side of the ship

  And bumped him out of his bunk

  Onto his bottom

  Our heroes drew their swords

  As the midgets swarmed aboard

  The pirates surprise attack

  The tiny buccaneers

  Caught us by surprise

  As we tried to battle back.

  

  (chorus)

  

  La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

  La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

  La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

  La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

  

  Captain hampton, captain hampton

  Ahoy ahoy

  Pillaging the pillagers

  Triumphantly he ran away!