Get  Stoned  -  Stone

Get  Stoned

Got  a  hair  cut,  took  a  shower,  shaved  and

sprayed  macho  deodorant

Put  on  your  brand-new  jogging  suit

Which  cost  a  lot  to  your  dad

And  you  feel  so  fresh

Daddy  promised  to  borrow  his

Mersedes-Benz

You're  ready  to  show  yourself

To  your  friends

Meet  'em  and  say  "hello"

Think  "Ain't  I  a  jolly  good  fellow"

Then  you  see  ugly  longhaired  dirt  bags

Which  are  farting,  screaming  and

Smelling  bad

"Are  they  really  that  childish,

they  make  me  feel  sick"

Tell  'em  to  leave  this  modern  place

"You're  such  a  big  disgrace"

"Don't  you  play  your  music  here

What's  the  noise ?"

Now  you'll

Get  Stoned

Get  Stoned

Get  Stoned,  your  ears  are  bleeding

And  you  have  become  stone  deaf

Get  stoned,  and  get  again  until  the  end

'Till  you're  stone  dead

So  get  stoned  again

See  your  jogging  suit  ripping  apart

Under  it  there  is  dirty  black  jeans

Take  another  overdose  of  music

Your  hair's  growing  long  and

Your  bored  mind  is  getting  crazy

Get  Stoned

Get  Stoned

Get  Stoned,  your  ears  are  bleeding

And  you  have  become  stone  deaf

Get  stoned,  and  get  again  until  the  end

'Till  you're  stone  dead

So  get  stoned  again