Who has pissed in your umbrella and stole the shoes to Cinderella?*

Who has framed Roger Rabbit, and who married Lory bobbit?



[Bridge:]

Is it Hammerfall? No! Is it Stratovarius? No?

Michail Gorbaciov? No! No no no no no!



It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!

Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

Taller than Mario Bros

Using the pink side of the force

Like Dork Vader on Star Wars

Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

D-Jedis of universe



Who made Ozzy get so fat cooking his hamburger with a bat?

Who suggested Manowar the title of their album Gods Of War?



[Bridge:]

Is it Gamma Ray? No! Is it Dragonforce? No!

Is it Lunapop? No! No no no no no!



It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!

Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

Taller than Mario Bros

Kickin' ass to all the world!

Lickin' ass to all the whores!

Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

We're the pimps of Universe



Who looks under a nun's skirt finding things not of this earth?

Who has told the Japanese When make photo you say cheese?



[Bridge:]

Is it Helloween? Is it Sacred Steel?

Is it Ryanair? No! No no no no no!



It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!

Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

Uglier than Michael J. Fox

Using the pink side of the force

Like Dork Vader on Star Wars

Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

D-Jedis of universe