They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago



They looked so sweet and harmless



Tell me, how was I to know



They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise



They grew to forty thousand times their original size



They started mutatin' right before my eyes



Oh my





Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars



A race from a distant place



They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars



Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal



Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel



Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars





The president, he's is a panic



The pentagon, they're in shock



There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock



Now the National Guard is out in my back yard



And the Marines'll be comin' around



I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town



'Cause the property values are goin' way down now





Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars



They're back and they're lookin' for a snack



And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars



I hope they're not plannin' to stay



Who invited them here anayway



Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars





Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp



And there's one the size of central park



They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth



They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark



Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys



You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot



They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world



But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now





Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars



What a racquet they're makin', Jack



They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars



Listen to 'em squeal



They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel



Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars





Hey Jack, you better watch your back



Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars



Well, well, it's called the



Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars



A planet near Mars