I was driving home late one saturday night

Suddenly I saw this flashing light

A big hole in the ground I thought it was a lie

It was a sattelite It fell out from the sky



Now I'm forty feet below

Running my own show

Isn't that wild

The programs allright

'Coz it's my sattelite

Yeah wild

Hello there at home

I'll be your host tonight



I give you x-rated nightmares your mum wouldn't allow you to see

Tom and Jerry and films about the birds and bees

So turn your big dish down and recieve my lot

Forget about the news workout on the 700th club



Now I'm forty feet below

Running my own show

Isn't that wild

The programs allright

'Coz it's my sattelite

Yeah wild

Hello there at home

I'll be your host tonight



Yeah wild...