Perry  Mason  Theme  -  The  Blues  Brothers

  You  know,  it's  such  a  shame  that  it's  so  hard  to  find  good,

  honest  legal  help  these  days.

    See,  the  problem  with  my  brother  and  me

  is  we're  recidivists--habitual  criminal  offenders.

    No  attorney  wants  to  go  near  us.

  I  gotta  find  him  a  lawyer,

  and  I  don't  know  what  I'm  gonna  do...

    The  D.A.  was  Burger

    The  cop  was  Tragg

  Della  was  the  secretary

    Drake  sat  on  the  desk  with  Perry