Gangbang  At  The  Old  Folks  Home  -  Steel  Panther

Oh  yeah

Uh,  sexy

Oh  yeah

Delivering  pizza  on  a  Saturday  night

I  was  cranking  Van  Halen  and  looking  tight

Ten  extra  sausage  went  to  Shady  Oak  Drive

I'm  lucky  that  I  left  there  alive

It's  a  gangbang

The  place  was  packed  with  wrinkly  boobies  and  dicks

The  youngest  one  there  was  maybe  76

The  head  granny  grunted  and  she  pulled  out  a  gun

She  said  we'll  pay  you  for  the  pizza  when  we're  done

It's  a  gangbang

Gangbang  at  the  old  folks  home

One  foot  in  the  grave

Two  lips  on  my  bone

Gangbang  at  the  old  folks  home

The  smell  of  Bengay  was  kind  of  making  me  sick

Till  someone  spit  out  some  dentures

and  started  gumming  my  dick

These  golden  girls  had  really  been  round  the  block

I  got  a  rim  job  from  one  while

she  was  knitting  some  socks

Gangbang  at  the  old  folks  home

Senile  sex  slaves  are  making  me  groan

Gangbang  at  the  old  folks  home

I  took  her  doggy  and  I  gave  her  a  spank

That's  when  I  think  I  dislodged  her  oxygen  tank

She  fell  to  the  floor  and  three  seconds  later

I  was  running  for  the  defibrillator

Three  silver  foxes  started  licking  my  ass  so

I  twisted  my  nuts  to  keep  from  cumming  to  fast

I  had  my  fist  in  a  butthole  til  somebody  said

That  ain't  no  way  to  show  respect  for  the  dead

Gangbang  at  the  old  folks  home

I  rode  a  sex  train  with  geriatric  nymphos

Gangbang  at  the  old  folks  home

Old  folks  home,  yeah