Friendship is rare,

 Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?

 Friendship is rare.

 My derriere,

 When you find out much later

 That they don't really care.

 It's rare to me, can't you see?

 It's rare to me, can't you see?

 Oh shit there's a bear,

 Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,

 Also that chair?

 We're fighting a bear

 Now your life's in grave danger

 And you don't even care.

 It's rare to me, can't you see?

 It's rare to me, can't you see?

 It's rare to me,

 Say a prayer for me,

 'Cause it's rare to be

 In Tenacious D.

 Friends will be friends

 They're running naked in the sand,

 Friends holding hands

 Will someday surely form a band,

 Friends will be friends

 They say that friends are friends

 To the bitter end.

 Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

 Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

 Friends will be friends

 They're running naked in the sand,

 Friends holding hands

 Will someday surely form a band,

 Friends will be friends

 They say that friends are friends

 To the bitter end.

 Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

 Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends

 Yeah

 

 Timed By: Yaniv Va. (.::No-Fear::.)