C'mon kiddies gather round

Who's your foremost friend in town?

From main to maple the name resounds

Professor Nutbutter



He's the one, the humble one 

The Barkley County prodigal son

Here to serve only you

Professor Nutbutter



At old Nutbutter's house of treats 

From jellied jams to sacks of sweets,

There's creamy and nutritious spreads for all

Chemist, master of entomology 

The professor for a modest fee

Will cure what ails you

Guaranteed Professor Nutbutter



It's alright, don't fear the worm



C'mon kiddies don't be shy

Be youthful til the day you die

The man, the myth 

The magic of Professor Nutbutter



He's the one the only one 

The Meeklybville prodigal son

Here to help us with ourselves 

Professor Nutbutter



It's alright to fear the worm

It's alright to fear the worm

It's alright to fear the worm



Spoken

It's alright to fear the worm

The worm, the worm is our friend

Um, but not all of the properties of the worm can be

Uh, fully, fully, well, appreciated by the

Uh, the human body itself, but, um

It's, it's, it's, it's ok to, to fear the worm

Um, I, myself, have had no, 

Uh, problems with the worm but in a certain situation

Uh, I would feel like, what, what

Uh, ramifications, um, could occur? 

Uh, theres, theres really no need to

Uh, to fear much of anything, you know 

Fear of the, fear of the temptation is a, more, probably, more,

More, appropriate word in this particular scenario

Um, the, uh, well, it, depends on what you want, I suppose

It really depends on, on what you want