So you're big and kinda hairy 

Like a monkey at the zoo 

I don't care if you're a monkey 

With an ass that's red and blue 

Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style 

The way chihuahua's do 

But I got one request 

That I just have to ask of you 



Turn out the lights 

Before you suck my dick 

Someone beat you with an ugly stick 

I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so 

Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights 



So you think that I'm a loser 

Cause I used to be in Jail 

And I got my ged Diploma 

Last week in the mail 

Well at least a man can exercise 

If he gets too fat 

But I got news for you 

Your face will always look like that 



Turn out the lights 

Before I take a ride 

You don't seem to have a "good side" 

Whip out a condom and the astro-glide 

Turn out the lights Turn out the lights 

I think I'm gonna hurl 

Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl 

Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls 

Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights 



Tell me when it's over 

Please tell me you don't have V.D 

Thank god that it's over, yeah 



Well we all have indiscretions 

I think you're my BIGGEST yet 

Had to roll you in some flour 

Just to find where you were wet 

Well this never would've happened 

If I hadn't lost that bet 

I wonder if our grand-kids 

Will ask us how we met 



Turn out the lights 

Girl it's way to bright 

I don't wanna look at your cellulite 

There ain't nothing on your body that's tight 

Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights 



Before you take off your clothes 

I wanna tie you up with some garden hose 

Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose 

Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights 



Before we do the deed 

Before I cover your box with my seed 

I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya fucking start to bleed, bitch 

Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights