[Intro]

– Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

– But I'm only going to get this one chance

– Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

– Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

– If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

– You were just what the doc ordered



[Hook]

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?

They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot, but for me to rap

Like a computer must be in my genes, I got a laptop in my back pocket



[Verse 1]

My pen'll go off when I half-cock it, got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a living and a killing off it, ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack, I'm an MC still as honest

But as rude and indecent as all hell, syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)

This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissin match

With this rappidy rap, packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap yep yackidy yac and at

The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time, period, here's a maxipad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack to masterfully constructing this masterpiece as



[Hook]

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?

Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got



[Verse 2]

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful excuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but chew other moons since

Emcees get taken to school with this music cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me, I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac

N.W.A., Cube, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position

To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame

Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game till I walk a flock of flames

Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

Little gay looking boy, so gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

You witnessing a massacre like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back and a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

I got a hell yeah from Dre looking boy

I'mma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shit

Get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable to keep up with the same pace looking boy



[Hook]

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

Dale Earndheart of the trailer park, the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod this planet Krypton, no Asgard



[Verse 3]

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

But I got your mom deep throating

I'm out my ramen noodle

We have nothing in common, poodle

I'm a doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

It's me, my honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch, I

Scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

A pill with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come tryna

Censor you like that one line I said back all along on the Mathers LP

One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine



[Verse 4]

See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was but I'm

Morph into an immortal, coming through the portal

But you're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrolls

Fuck being normal

And I just bought a new raygun from the future to just come and shoot ya

Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad singin' to a man while they played piano

Oh, man, oh, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovator, made of rubber so that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating how to give a mother fuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevating music

You make elevator music

Oh, he's too mainstream - well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock, shock rap with Doc

Go and lose yourself and make them loose it

I don't know how to make songs like that, I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you while I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you, it’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to prove

That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too

School flunkie, pill junky

But look at the accolades the skills brung me

Full of myself, but still hungry

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you

I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky

But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fighting with devils, here's what they want from me

They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had

Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation

And understand the discrimation

But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then

But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

Don't mistake it for Satan

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation to trip a broad

And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard

Be a king? Think not - why be a king when you can be a God?