A  Day  in  the  Life  -  Jeff  Beck

I  read  the  news  today,  oh  boy

About  a  lucky  man  who  made  the  grade

And  though  the  news  was  rather  sad

Well,  I  just  had  to  laugh

I  saw  the  photograph

He  blew  his  mind  out  in  a  car

He  didn't  notice  that  the  lights  had  changed

A  crowd  of  people  stood  and  stared

They'd  seen  his  face  before

Nobody  was  really  sure  if  he  was  from  the  House  of  Lords

I  saw  a  film  today,  oh  boy

The  English  army  had  just  won  the  war

A  crowd  of  people  turned  away

But  I  just  had  to  look,  having  read  the  book

I'd  love  to  turn  you  on

Woke  up,  got  out  of  bed

Dragged  a  comb  across  my  head

Found  my  way  downstairs  and  drank  a  cup

And  looking  up,  I  noticed  I  was  late

Found  my  coat  and  grabbed  my  hat

Made  the  bus  in  seconds  flat

Found  my  way  upstairs  and  had  a  smoke

And  somebody  spoke  and  I  went  into  a  dream

Ahh,  ahh,  ahh

I  read  the  news  today,  oh  boy

Four  thousand  holes  in  Blackburn,  Lancashire

And  though  the  holes  were  rather  small

They  had  to  count  them  all

Now  they  know  how  many  holes  it  takes  to  fill  the  Albert  Hall

I'd  love  to  turn  you  on