They came with the first light of dawn

setting their sights on Dundee

led by the sorcerer Zargothrax

slaying all people he sees

they ride to war on once noble beasts

corrupted by wizard spell

the unicorns used to be good

now they are forced to serve hell



Down from the mountains

and across the river Tay

an army of undead unicorns

are riding into the fray



Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky

chaos and bloodshed while all the people die

in this epic battle begins the final war

tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for

the unicorn invasion of Dundee



The townpeople had little hope

they were not ready for war

fireballs make everybody die

and buildings collapse to the floor

the beautiful princess was raped

and taken prison with cry

Angus McFife swears a mighty oath

"I will make Zargothrax die!"



The forces of darkness

are invading proud Dundee

there must find a hero

to save its destiny