The book of love is long and boring

No one can lift that damn thing

It's full of charts and facts and figures

And instructions for dancing

And I, I love it when you read to me

And you, you can read me anything



The book of love has music in it

In fact that's where music comes from

And some of it's just transcendental

And some of it's just really dumb

And I, I love it when you sing to me

And you, you can sing me anything

Yeah you can sing me anything



The book of love is long and boring

And written many years ago

It's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes

And things we're all too young to know

And I, I love it when you give me things

And you, you wanna give me wedding rings

And I, I love it when you give me things

And you, you wanna give me wedding rings

You wanna give me wedding rings