You can read it in the papers

In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors

But you wouldnt tell no one

Your favorite if you could

from the white house to the alleys

from the president down to long tall sally

Cant live with it but

Youll die without it - yes you would

Senoritas in the kitchen

Shes a fistful of dynamite

You call 911 but you

Cant stop the fun tonite, its alright



You cant start a fire without a spark

But theres something that I guarantee

You cant hide when infection starts

Because love is a social disease

Where you look you can find it

Try to run but youre always behind it

So you play hide and seek like a blind kid

Till youre caught - yeah youre caught

So youll say that you had some

But they took it and held it for ransom

Were they tall, dark, skinny or

Handsome - you wont talk

So you telephone your doctor

Just to see what pill to take

You know theres no prescription

Gonna wipe this one away



So full of high grade octane

She could run the bullet train on 38 double ds

Now you know for sure, you know the cure

To make a blind man see