When I'm at work I always rush right home for lunch 

So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch 

And when I'm walking through the front door at night 

I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right 



I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 

Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 

I need my TV 



What's happening in this world, I don't care at all 

But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football 

I can't even come up with my own views 

I'm taught how to think from the evening news 



I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 

Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 

I need my TV