Hey brother christian with your high & mighty errand 

Your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word you're saying 

Hey sister bleeding heart with all of your compassion 

Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation 



Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure 

Can you improve this place with the data that you gather 

Hey mother mercy can your loins bear fruit forever? 

Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure? 



And I wanna conquer the world 

Give all the idiots a brand new religion 

Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness & toil 

Promote equality in all of my decisions 

With a quick wink of the eye and a "God you must be joking!" 



Hey mister diplomat with your worldly aspirations 

Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station? 

Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation 

And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations 



And I wanna conquer the world 

Give all the idiots a brand new religion 

Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness & toil 

Promote equality in all of my decisions 

With a quick wink of the eye and a "God you must be joking!" 



And I want to conquer the world 

Expose the culprits and feed them to the children 

I'll do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales 

We'll have peace on earth and global communion 



I wanna conquer the world 

I want to conquer the world 

I wanna conquer the world 

I want to conquer the world